You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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