We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I am mentally ready for anal.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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