You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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