How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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