somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
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at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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