i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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