Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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