Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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