i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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