Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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