I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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