my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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