Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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