so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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