it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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