Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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