I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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