Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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