I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i permit you to call me
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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