it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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