How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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