Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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