why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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