i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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