It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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