See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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