i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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