So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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