My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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