i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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