Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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