no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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