i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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