Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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