you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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