Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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