you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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