you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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