I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
3pm strippers are depressing
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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