My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
They have beer where we have blood.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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