I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked