It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.