I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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