He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic