I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.