Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would

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(714): View more from California

IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX

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(979): View more from Texas

Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I'm wearing red that night.

(301): View more from Maryland

Noted, what shade?

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Whore.

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(703): View more from Virginia

We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"

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(616): View more from Michigan

But I thought it was so funny last night

(1-616): View more from Michigan

You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night

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