what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize
