So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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