Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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