Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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