school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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