i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Will exercising make me less horny?
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