opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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