Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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