Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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