How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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