actually, I'm a sock model
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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