That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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