I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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