At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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