Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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